NoobCraft Creeps Towards the Top.

 Noobcraft Server just broke 150 in ranking. We're slowly creeping up the ladder.

Neat little Vid posted by Sheldon. Have a look see at Ava's and Munky's Minecraft Server. You only get to see a tiny amount of the things we have made. The Vid only show's our "new spawn". Complete with Market place. 

We also officially have NPC's and Big Brother.

Head on over to the forums by clicking >>> HERE, CLICK HERE!!!!1 <<< 

Below are a couple of new features for our VIP status. 

BRAVE NEW WORLD - VIP ONLY

 New addition to the VIP status! Which still includes Magic Carpet!

GUESS WHO'S BACK? ONLY ON NOOBCRAFT!!!1

VOTE FOR US TODAY, and get a cookie. 

>Just Click Here< 

And make sure you hit the "thumbs up" icon.

 

Hackers, If I could hack >_>

Then I'd certainly be the one to hack the twat who decided to close down the Minecraft site. Seriously? What's in it for them? Forum trolling not enough for you? Need to vent your anger towards the world by ruining part of the gaming community?

http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2386932,00.asp

Not to worry. My statue stands proudly. Awaiting my eager return.

Notice how he seems to be stabbing himself? Quality Stuff.

Anywho, onto some better news. Our server just managed to rank 189. Pretty swanky, considering we started at rank (approximately) 1400, out of 2520 registered servers.
If anyone is interested in assisting us hit the top 100 or more, feel free to click the link below and hit the thumbs-up under "VOTES".

http://minestatus.net/4589-noobcraft-server   < Click to Vote for us and get a cookie =D

And, for anyone interested in becoming part of my wonderful collective you can register to be whitelisted to my server by <Clicking Here>

Thanks for Reading my fellow subjects :3
Yours Sincerely, The Noob Queen.

Walk the Plank... If ye dare >_>

June.. Another month. Another damn month.. Where are the years going? The funny thing is, time just doesn't want to go fast enough when you want it too. Like when your at work, or your waiting for something to come in the mail.. Gagh. Speaking of funny... You know whats NOT funny?

PLANKING. This is just about as pathetic as half the twitter trends. Worldwide trend currently = Tim Howard. I mean, c'mon, who the feck is Tim Howard? Or Olate? That shit just does my head in.. Pointless crap. Oh wait, I'm on the internet. This stuff is normal. Twitter, your beginning to bore me.

Anywho, back to Planking. /head desk. Or in this case, /head anywhere you want, take a picture of your dumb ass in a dangerous position, post to the internet, die a worldwide known idiot. Go team.

Wiki: Planking.

 

Not to be confused with Plank (exercise).

The lying down game (also known as planking, or face downs) is an activity, popular in Asia and Australia, consisting of lying face down in an unusual or incongruous location. The hands must touch the sides of the body, and having a photograph of the participant taken and posted on the internet is an integral part of the game.Players compete to find the most unusual and original location in which to play.The location should also be as public as possible, and as many people as possible should be involved.

For a more in depth look at planking please visit
>>>> http://plankinglol.com/   <<<<

Although I must inform all you twats willing to try this "game", that people have, in fact, died from this stupid activity.

I find a lot of these "Planking" images, hilarious. But I will note, I do not encourage such things. 

Women and Drinking...

WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH..............


1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING 'WOO-HOO!' IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S BUTT, AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT, TOO.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.

5.. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS, BECAUSE, 'OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!'

7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.

8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

9.. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE CHARDONNAY.

10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop ... OR THE BATHMAT ?)

11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.