OK, It's getting late and I had decided to bake pies for dinner, meat pies that is. Good old Aussie meat pies. With the healthy addition of veggies of course. But, I was short on two important ingredients. Gravy and pastry. Pastry, being the most difficult item to find in a store, caused a shopping trip to burn a hole in the wallet. As one does, browsing around for something, you tend to pick up shit you probably didn't need to get in the first place. After an hour of piss-farting around, I bothered to ask the manager where I could find the Pastry sheets. So, $60.00 later we head home with the pastry sheets and a cart full of random assortments of other crap.
I'm home, prepping the filling for my pies and decided to get the pie tins lined with pastry, 8 minutes in the oven till they're ready to be filled. Ding. Pie is almost done. Gagh! The pastry decided to tuck itself in like a cock in the cold. I can't win. Fuck it, I can save it. Spoon that filling in, slap on a lid and shove 'er in the oven to get all good and stuff...
10 mins later I head the oven and retrieve this:
So, Safeway, I would like to say Fuck You and your store brand pastry sheets, for making me look like an incompetent baker. Apart from the handicapped look, the pie tasted fine. Cause that's how awesome I am. Looks Shit, Tastes Fine. Pro.
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